The Mom Test

A friend of mine sent me this last night! I wanted all my friends to see it and this is the easiest way to do that! Enjoy!

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item
away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my
daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know
where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so
smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on
the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We
walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed,
'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the
dad'. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.